Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Hey Fuck Mouth

I love Guns n Roses, don't get me wrong but this picture is the reason that GG Allin always was, is, and always shall be. This is what i would do if I had a poster a the Insane Clown Posse. Apparently GG Hates GnR.
He was a true American hero!

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Some Totally Radical 80's Oscar Winning Movies


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Does anyone remember this cult classic?......... I sure do!
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Funny thing about this movie is when i was a little kid I totally wanted to Do this chick..... Little did I know it was Kim Cattrall from Sex an the City.... Dirty Skank!
I still secretly want a mannequin to come to life so I can do her

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I still want a skateboard with diamond plate grip tape, and my own bomb shelter bedroom.

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Kick him in the balls

When I would go to the video store as a kid I would always have my mom rent this for me even though I've seen it the week before......... And I still do it till this day.

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Friday, August 20, 2010

Yeast Infected Blood Fart War Paint

This Puto shot himself bout 20 times in the leg with my heavy duty staple gun
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Piss Crate

Happy-B-day You crazy demon faced warrior
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Little Sailor Mini Bang


One day he is gonna be a lil Shlompy Slayer

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Im Back Bitches!! To Haunt Yer Dreams and Fingerbang Yer Nasal Cavities






After almost a two month break from having a working computer I'm back. Some dick sucking HIV having semen drinking no talent ass clown of a person stole my computer charger, which I needed to keep my computer running. So who ever they were, all I have to say is "Suck a Fat One" and I hope you get AIDS of the mouth
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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

4th of July Freedom Ride Extravaganza

A-Rob is Backkk!!!
Columbia Park American Pre-Funk Party of Freedom
Ride Proud, Ride Hard, Ride On
Captain Crusty Times Gold Fun Toof
This would of made Anthony Bourdain cream his jeans
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Vomitus Maximus



Releasing the demons
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Friday, June 18, 2010

SkirrrrrrDooooooosh!!!

Open wide Funty.... Yer the star attraction at the bukkake fest 2010
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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Bhai Sarwan Singh

Dis dude has the world record for the longest beard... Thats one hell of a prison pussy
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Mustache and Beard World Championships

Amy Baby
Patrick Melcher
Miss Oregon feeling some facials
I think she might be a lil turned on
Freestyle category
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Saturday, June 5, 2010

Quit Yer Jibber Jabber

Don't make me mad ...Grrrrrrrrr
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Friday, June 4, 2010

CrustyGoldToof Montage

My soy sauce is fo you, I can put it in yo shoe
apparently Kurt is bulimic... There are support groups for that
Wearing some war paint
Fuck you thats why
This is what happens when yer hammered drunk and decide to Hulk Hogan yer shirt off... Real smart Kurt way to work things through
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Who Wants to Play Baseball?

Dis dude was hella hammered drunk and wasn't speaking english then challenged the lord to a arm wrestling match then he tried to climb in our cab so we had to tell him to kick rocks
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Do the Crime Do the Time

Someone's going to la pinta
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Let's Get Fucked Up

Hammer-time Party-time. Don't mind if I dooooooo
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Friday, May 21, 2010

Two shots will never go down the same


We love you Steve
Thanks for shining your light on us all
Rest in peace
We will miss you
Never Forget

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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Oldie but Goodie.... with a touch of Sleeze

Crustygoldtoof is hard at lurk in this post halloween party pic from 2004. Hey mom, this is my new girlfriend! Isn't she great!
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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Some people just don't know how to party

I don't know this chick, but I was all zannied up and had to get up close and personal.... If you look close enough you can see that she has a tattoo on her foot that says Ray... Way to go Ray, you bagged yerself a winner
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Thursday, April 29, 2010

"It Works Every Time"



Winner of the world beer cup for american style specialty lager
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Monday, April 26, 2010

ThunderDrunkin Viking LurkFest

This is the beginning of some crazy shenanigans...... Colt Fo Fives and Busch Tallies
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At Its Finest

Things got pretty Homo-Erotic real quick..... Almost looks as if Keller is Easter egg huntin
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Spencer"I suckyo balls for a colt 45"Curtis

You should hollar at Cat Bum.... He was askin bout you
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Fear God Trust Nobody Kill the Weak


Crack is wack Smack is back
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Chug-a-Lug Chug Life

Fuck You Thats Why
Suckin one
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He Died For Our Sins

Way to take one for the team!
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